How does this happen, your at the end of the roll, you locate the new paper roll. As you stand, lean, hop, to reach high for the new roll, your dignity drops to a new low. Nothing more vulnerable than to have a dirty butt and jeans around your ankles as you negotiate the unknowns of an unfamiliar lavatory.

Retrieve the new roll, remove the old roll, and the expanding spring loaded roll holder explodes into three pieces, one end, other end, and the spring rolls under the cabinets edge. Once again, the ankles bound by jeans hop across the bathroom reaching for the spring, dignity drops another notch.

By now your imagining the owner of the house is wondering what your doing to the guest bathroom. I'm wondering why the fan does not work to help mask the noise of bouncing metal.

When all the parts are retrieved, and the 'roll holder' axle thingy is placed into the core of the paper roll, you compress, and insert one end into the wall mounted hanger.... Insert the other end, and then it happens!! The wall mounted hanger pops off the wall, the spring loaded axle flies apart, pieces go everywhere and the roll unwinds.

WHY MEEEEE!!!!

Stop yelling, stop crying, start hopping, collect pieces and the paper. Put it all together, gently attach the wall hanger side that flopped off, insert axle with roll, and gently insert spring loaded end hoping it all stays together. Finish the paperwork, hope the toilet itself accepts your gift without backing up, filling up and spilling over.

Until next time, in the mean time, I suggest you hold it.