How does this happen, your at the end of the roll, you locate the new paper roll. As you stand, lean, hop, to reach high for the new roll, your dignity drops to a new low. Nothing more vulnerable than to have a dirty butt and jeans around your ankles as you negotiate the unknowns of an unfamiliar lavatory.

Ok, I admit it, I Am An Over Subscriber !

I have too many emails that I have signed up for. All good information, I learn from it. The hard part, is finding the time to read all the emails I signed up for. Then I go to a tech conference, and swipe my card at every booth of interest and happily leave with a few t-shirts, and no 62 pound bag of tree killing crap-o-logs and worthless brochures.

It drives me nuts when I call a telephone support center for a credit card or computer software support and enter my information at the voice prompts. Then when a human comes online, I have to start all over again. Can't the stupid computer flash the info on the customer service reps screen? Why did the stuuuupid computer ask me the questions in the first place? After telling the computer, the human, and then being transfered, I have to give all the info again. Whats wrong with this picture!!!

This has to page one of the customer service reps torture manual!